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When ones cell phone has no signal at all and the cell phone shows no bars.
On some cell phones it comes up as a flat line instead of bars or an x.
May be used as Flatline, Flatlined, or Flatlining to describe having no cell reception.
Ex. 1

Dude 1: Dude, Where is this party?
Dude 2: Idk, call Sarah.
Dude 1: I can't I'm Flatlining.

Ex. 2

Girl: Why the hell didn't you call me back last night?
Boy: Sorry babe, I had a Flatline.

Ex. 3

Dude 1: Anyone have cell reception?
Dude 2: Naw, I'm Flatining.
Dude 3: I'm Flatlined too.
Dude 4: Got a Flatline.
Flatlined by Lead Fist July 5, 2010
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Flatten That Bread 

A variation of "I'd tap that", used lightly, and referring more to the oral aspect of sex.
*walking around the local shopping center*
Terrance:DudeCasey flattened Danni's bread
Phillip: OMG! NO WAI!*fart*

*in the hallway*
Peascoe flattened the hell out of Cynthia's bread

*McDonalds*
Demond: See that hot chick?
Eric: Yeah, I'd flatten that bread!

Flattumed 

Being coerced into staying out later than planned by another friend and drinking more than intended.
I was out for a quick Happy hour and I got Flattumed!
Flattumed by Knblum August 18, 2019
To die in the world of Cyberpunk.
V had flatlined after trying to gun down enemies.
flatlined by Byt0 December 14, 2020

Flathered 

To become disoriented and flustered
When Sammy is ordering thai food and matt is playing with Zeus and it distracts Sam and her ability to order the food she becomes Flathered
Flathered by DillyMyHoles November 9, 2022
When you text someone and they don't respond after they read it
Dude Nikki just flatlined me. It's been like fifteen minutes.
Flatlined by that last guy May 12, 2015

Flantered 

delirious with exhaustion; totally sober, though appearing to be drunk due to tiredness.
She came home flantered after pulling an all nighter.
Flantered by elhappybanana December 3, 2020