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Fishin' Buddy 

The generically reported contact associated with a positive, surprise COVID test when, in fact, the virus was contracted from a prostitute.
Mr. Jones, I'm calling to report the results of your COVID test. I'm sorry to tell you that you're positive and will need to isolate for 10 days. Any idea where you might have acquired the virus?
Fishin' Buddy
I see... well you might want to contact other members of the party that might have also gone fishing with her.
Fishin' Buddy by YAWA July 26, 2020
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Fishin' Buddies 

Im the movie "Brokeback Mountain" the main charecters told their wives they were "fishin buddies" exept they were more. My friends and I use this to voice our suspicions when we think two guys may be getting it on...
"dude....they are pretty close"
"Well...yea, I think they're fishin' buddies"

fishin wif yur teef 

it be when you go fishin and run outa bait.
Yo dawg you got any bait over der mang?

No I be running out of dat shit, use yur teef

Dats how you go fishin wif yur teef

fishin with the boys 

The time for you and your boys to have the greatest time of your life. Fishin with the boys is with a group of 3 or more guys (including you). Ya'll fish till you can't no more.
Man 1: "Yo, I'm thinking about fishin, ya'll wanna come?"
Man 2, 3, and 4: "FISHIN WITH THE BOYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS"
Man 1: "Disregard Wife-"
All Men at once: "FISH FOR YOUR LIFE."
Fishin with the boys

Fishin' Hole 

The female equivalent of a stabbin' cabin.

A secondary residence, kept secret from one's spouse, used for extramarital sexual encounters.
Sue met this carny at Applebees and took him back to her fishin' hole for a rusty trombone. Her husband Pete will never know.
Fishin' Hole by Sue Cabin April 4, 2011

Fishin' For Compliments 

When you insult yourself to get other people to compliment you.
Jack: "Wow I am so fat"
Jane: "No you looks nice"
Sarah: "Stop fishin' for compliments jack"

fishin' mortician 

A mortician that enjoys fishing.
That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.