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finding emo 

A simple game, to be played in an urban environment for the best results.

1. Spot an emo kid for 1 point,there are many kinds folks ex. dressy-emo, nerd-emo, goth-emo, punk-emo, rockstar-emo, poser-emo, retro-emo, hippy-emo,fag-emo etc.

2. 1 bonus point is awarded if the above spotted emo kid is wearing brand name affiliated clothin (sorry...globus doesn't count)

3. 3 bonus points are awarded if you can identify the persons unique dehabilitating emo condition ex. whiny-made_fun_of_in_high_school-dye_my_hair_black_cause_its_blond-emo or slick_(4'11" 100p)-tough_guy-vegan-leather_jacket_wearin-fonz-lookalike-soy_latte_drinkin-emo

4. The only way you win this game is if you spot an emo kid wearing a beaver skin hat (sorry folks...those are the rules)
Victoria is a good place to play finding emo because people enjoy expressing themselves...especially because its the in thing.
finding emo by Junglistbadbwoii December 21, 2003
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Finding Nemo 

Fill up your tub, throw your clownfish in there, strap goggles on your girl, then smash her head in the water and bang her in the ass until she catches the fish.
Last night I found Nemo'd my girl!

You better watch it babe or you'll be finding Nemo!
Finding Nemo by Donnie Gleason January 13, 2011

Finding Narnia

Getting so intoxicated that you think you have found Narnia
Sam- "Dude, I found Narnia"
Joe- "Where man?"
Sam- "It's in this water bottle!"
Joe- "Alright man time to go to sleep, you're finding Narnia again."
Finding Narnia by MaximusFratimus September 27, 2013

Finding Bigfoot 

Finding Bigfoot is a show on the "Discovery" channel where a group of tinfoil hat clad neckbeards wander around in the dark wilderness festooned with cameras searching for something that isn't there.

They also yell at trees.
*twig snaps in the distance*
Neckbeard 1: "Did you hear that? IT MUST'VE BEEN A SQUATCH!"
Neckbeard 2: "HOLY SHITBALLS WE'RE FINDING BIGFOOT"

finding nemo 

Sucking on a nice pair of breasts till your face caves in and you make the fish face...
Upon entering hooters, you will want to say i would like to give all these girls finding nemo's...
finding nemo by Anthony Montalbano December 28, 2005

finding emo 

A little fish named Emo runs away and tries to commit suicide. His father goes on several adventures to try to find Emo, so that child services won't arrest him, again. Emo ends up joining a whiny "rock" band, and gets rich from stupid losers who watch MTV.
finding emo by Cindy June 28, 2004

finding nemo 

a horrendus sexual act

first, you go to a pet store and buy some fish eggs. then, while yo woman is sleepin, slip a few into her lil vaj. wait a month, then stick ur dick inside and see what bites
deb: wtf is moving in my pussy?

tim: yo im finding nemo!

deb: wtf

tim:AHHH FUCK I FOUND NEMO
finding nemo by deluxe vajatajay October 21, 2009