faux H2O 

Water from drinking fountain or tap poured into the empty plastic bottle of brand name water. A good way save money and still look sophisticated.

Everybody thinks I drink expensive water all the time. My secret is faux H2O. Helps the environment too.

faux H2O by yes juanito yes May 1, 2015

faux dough

bread made at subway with a plastic-like chemical

Man, this faux dough tastes a little chewy.

faux dough by henro50 February 16, 2014

faux queue 

noun phrase: A slow line at a store checkout, the cause of one's being faux queued.
verb: to cause one to be faux queued by inordinately slowing down the progress of the checkout line.
expletive: see example

noun phrase: I was caught in a faux queue caused by a little old lady who insisted on paying with exact change, which she knew she had somewhere in her purse....

verb: Why did that little old lady have to faux queue me when I was already so late for my appointment?

expletive: ME TO LITTLE OLD LADY: Faux queue, old lady! LITTLE OLD LADY TO ME: Faux queue too, young man!

faux queue by Karl Pfeifer August 17, 2006

faux snow 

A term meaning "for sure", used by white hip-hop listeners with blocked noses.

"Yo, you still got a cold?"
"Faux snow, ho."

faux snow by all kids love heavy metal January 4, 2009

Faux-lex 

A knock off or fake of a really expensive, often fashion related, item sold for "one hell of a deal". Derived from the watch, Rolex, being a famous 'knocked off' item. Usually purchased from a street vendor, out of the back of a van or in another questionable transaction. And usually of poor quality.

"Check out the watch I got from this guy on eBay! A Rolex... for $50!"
"Dude... that's a Faux-lex. The '5' is upsidedown."

Faux-lex by Rock Deputy November 5, 2005

faux dive 

A bar which looks like a dive but is acutally a trendy spot. A common hangout for hipsters. Word originates from the television show "The Simpsons"

Yuppie: "Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive,"
Moe: "You're a long way from home, yuppie-boy. I'll start a tab."
Simpsons

faux dive by Lasko August 3, 2006

faux bisexual 

A annoying heterosexual female who pretends to be bi because it gives equally annoying heterosexual males a boner.

faux bisexual by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003