Lasko's definitions
A bar which looks like a dive but is acutally a trendy spot.  A common hangout for hipsters.  Word originates from the television show "The Simpsons"
Yuppie:  "Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive," 
Moe: "You're a long way from home, yuppie-boy. I'll start a tab."
Simpsons
Moe: "You're a long way from home, yuppie-boy. I'll start a tab."
Simpsons
by Lasko August 3, 2006
 Get the faux divemug.
Get the faux divemug.