Every year my sister and I drag our kids across the country to see their grandparents in Alabama. We spend time on the gulf coast - it's our foblication.
If someone says "I am going to a get dressed" when really, they should have said, "I am going to do my hair so I can try to get laid tonight becauase it has been about 3 years and I have tryed everythingunder the sun and I feel so bad about myself and I may as well just masterbate if I really am honest with myself. You then say "You a fabricatin ass nigga!!