Duct Tape 

The solution to every problem.

If it isn’t working, you aren’t using enough duct tape. And if the duct tape isn’t working, YOU AREN’T. USING. ENOUGH. DUCT TAPE.

Duct Tape by Lug1a October 10, 2019

Duct Tape 

A brand of tape which is useful for just about anything. Many people use it to reattach broken pieces of their car after an accident. Other people construct expensive items such as wallets, or (if you're like me) shoes, out of Duct Tape to avoid wasting huge amounts of money on the real thing.

Silver Duct Tape is classic, but red and blue are only slightly less awesome.

Duct Tape shoes look far sexier than Nike Shocks or Asics.

Duct Tape by J. Arnier March 22, 2007

Duct Tape 

The greastest thing on this planet. Primarily used to repair things. Although many people (like myself) have used duct tape for more crafty purposes, such as making Duct Tape Jackets, and Duct Tape Wallets.

Dude, who's that freak with the duct tape jacket on in the middle of Winter?

Duct Tape by Cptn. John Pineapple September 8, 2004

duct tape 

(a.)Only one of the coolest things ever. If you ever meet the man who made duct tape you should marry him (unless you're a guy or he and/or you are married).

(b.)A nice little money maker. People will actually buy stuff made out of it, i.e. wallets, roses, cell phone cases etc. Of course if I had no skill in making it, I would too.

(a.)girl-"Hey, did you ever figure out the guy who made that cool stuff they call duct tape?" guy-"Yea, I think I'm gonna propose today!" girl-"Hey, aren't you married...and a guy?" guy-"Dangit!"

(b.)I just made 20 dollars when I sold this stuff I made out of tape, but not any tape, duct tape!

duct tape by sara February 19, 2005

duct tape 

(n.) The end-all solution to all your problems.

(v.) To solve a problem, to patch up.

Got an asshole who won't shut his mouth? Tape his mouth shut with some duct tape!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!

I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!

duct tape by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006

Duct Tape 

It'll save your sorry ass during the zombie apocalypse.

Person 1:In the game Dead Rising 2, the protagonist, Chuck Greene uses Duct Tape to combine two chainsaws and a paddle together.

Person 2: Dude! he must kick zombie ass!

Duct Tape by Guile_Sasori December 23, 2011

Duct tape 

possibly the most useful item you could have around your house

That duct tape fixed so many things around my house!

Duct tape by samthehernando February 25, 2015