dinged 

To be charged. Usually without prior notice.

"I just got my cable bill and they dinged me for pay per views I didn't order!"

dinged by voodoo122 August 2, 2005

dingledong

When your lazy ass son walks around with his socks hanging half way off his feet. The sock part hanging off the end of the foot is called a : 'dingledong'.

It actually drove my 7 year old daughter nuts, and she actually came up with the word 'dingledong'. We happened to be talking about what a dingleberry was before hand. I guess that was her inspiration.

Austin pull up ur damn socks you have dingledongs.

dingledong by Jon Feutz April 1, 2007

dingledongdoorknocker 

a very huge erect penis

i was with my girl friend and she wanted to ride my dingledongdoorknocker until she feel asleep.

dingledongdoorknocker by Mr.rambow October 5, 2009

Dingledouche

Dingledouche. Plain and Simple.

G: Yo, look at that dingledouche over there.
F: I know. He's a dingledouche, Plain and Simple.

Dingledouche by Josh Goochie 318 July 19, 2010

Dinged It Off 

A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.

Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"

Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"

Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"

Dinged It Off by Oblivicho February 15, 2015

dingledoofer 

A term for a penis. Parents may use this term with younger males instead of dick, cock, or even meat missle.

I told my Mom I had to pee, she told me to tie my dingledoofer in a knot. I said it wasn't long enough.

dingledoofer by Gottapee July 1, 2017

Dingledork

adj. A meshing or fusion of both the words dingle berry and dork. Used to mainly describe someone who completely fits both word descriptions. In a literal sense, a very smelly person who looks like a whales penis.

"Dude, you're a fuckin' dingledork."

"You fucking stink! Get away from me, fucking dingledork!"

Dingledork by I Don't Need to Whisper June 26, 2006