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dicktatorship 

The totalitarian government ruled by the phallace.
Chick A: So turns out Rory's addicted to midgetporn. He wants me to dress up as a wood elf for halloween.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.
dicktatorship by pissamind November 22, 2009

Dicktaker 

An individual who partakes and enjoys penis in his butt.
A: Hey, Grawp, what are you doing tonight?
B: Hey dude, i think I'm down to take some dicks tonight.
A: Aw man, you're such a Dicktaker!
Dicktaker by Not_the_dt_forever September 13, 2011

dickwater 

Here honey, I just made you a nice glass of dickwater.
dickwater by Z CUP November 9, 2007

Common sense would dictate such knowledge 

A more intelligent way of saying duh
Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy.
Person 2: Well duh!

Person 1: *smacks*

Different situation

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy
Person 3: Common sense would dictate such knowledge
Person 1: Huh..?

DICKtatorship 

To be controlled or dominated by a man
Guy1 "Dude my girlfriend wont let me do anything"
Guy2 "that sucks dude but i aint a pussy, i own my woman, its a DICKtatorship"
DICKtatorship by Wildo 69 April 1, 2010

Dicktation 

A "Gang" Symbol used in the Online series "Summer Heights High". Show using a picture of a dick with tation after it.
"see you draw a dick and then "tation" and you have it dicktation.
Dicktation by King Zaos September 27, 2008