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Dousche Magousch

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.
The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.
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Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn 

It is a sentence in german that means you should for fuck sake speak german
Telephone:
Person A: hallo ist da jemand
Person B: Sorry we only speak English could you please repeat that?
Person A: Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

Deutschland 

Yo, I went to Deutschland this winter vacation. It was ballin'
Deutschland by Manamanah March 31, 2009

deutschrap 

German rap music
Develops your mood for destruction and aggression , but is pretty cool
A: Man, she cheated on me I'm so fucking angry right now
B: You know what you're gonna do bro
A: Yeah man, some deutschrap and a punching bag
deutschrap by KingggggV October 28, 2017
A common misspelling of the word "douche" often typed frantically by 12-year-old children in an attempt to insult strangers via the internet.
"omfg dude u r a duesch bag"
duesch by Gyrapage March 12, 2007

dusche Bush 

simple penis, cock,dingaling a really old word use by the famous rapper Eazy-e
If dusche bush size doesn't matter why don't they make 3 inch dildos
dusche Bush by dayan gonzalez April 4, 2008

douschenheimer 

a person who is dousche to the max that german needs to be added to it
a combination of american and german
gosh sarah is such a douschenheimer
douschenheimer by eruuuuuka August 25, 2009