Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating
A twisted clown who unleashes their evil by defacating on people's property, often objects with obvious sentimental value.
Max was a long time defacator but his twisted scheme came crashing down when he was caught midloaf, unloading his payload into the cup on the the 18th green at Pebble Beach Golf Course.