deceased buttocks

Deceased buttocks is slang for “seriously.” That is, no kidding, for real, we’re deceased buttocks not lying to you.

Note that it’s often used in more professional settings rather than the similar slang “deadass”

Deceased buttocks, straight facts sir

deceased buttocks by Rushuponme March 22, 2023

Deceased (noun) 

From the verb "To give someone a deceased". This is where you insult someone by shouting the name of one of their dead relatives - a very harsh insult used only when extremely provoked.

Uses of deceased (noun):

Scott: Seriously Tom was bugging the shit out of me last night
Andy: What did you do?
Scott: I gave the fucker a deceased

Tom: Scott you are such a lanky prick
Scott: Shut the fuck up SUE!
Andy: Oooh! You just got given a deceased!

Deceased (noun) by matrixbadger February 16, 2009

Deceased Deviant 

A man endeavoring to be virtus, who takes a solemn vow to retire his jedi-esque ability to befuddle the minds of Young Impressionable women.

A Deviant Gentleman no longer interested in a Barton.

The Deviant Gentleman has reformed and is no longer using his powers of magical mind control to cause the pretty young lady to perform sexual favors. He is a Deceased Deviant.

Deceased Deviant by Bret Michaels January 11, 2008

deceased boner 

1. An erectial difficulty
2. Those women who are sexually unappealing

Maaaaan, Renee Zelwegger sure is a deceased boner!

deceased boner by garrett kearney June 26, 2005

Deceased Posterior 

Used to describe a something or some one that is dead ass

Yo deceased posterior this Mac and cheese is gas

Deceased Posterior by Kid reaper May 31, 2022

Slay the house down boots houston im deceased 

Its a more betters version of slay, its the moment and its giving rich and expensive. If you dont know what slay the house down boots houston im deceased means then you probably a loser. Im talking to you aiden fisher. But yeah its the best word in the dictionary and only losers dont say it.

person 1: I ate!

person 2: omg slay the house down boots houston im deceased!!

Slay the house down boots houston im deceased by yourhonorimslaying April 27, 2022

I'm deceased

When you're so shocked, happy and like, done; you're on the ground, like about to die, of excitement.

Phrase popularised by Jeffree Star, and that above is his explanation.

Also a name of one the eyeshadow colour of the brand new Jeffree Star Blue Blood pallete.

I'm deceased after seeing the new Jeffree Star pallete, I could literally pass out.

I'm deceased by I'm not gay but im gay March 15, 2019