2 definitions by garrett kearney

cumming in a girls eye, then charlie horseing her
I gave my pirate, and she didn't like it
by garrett kearney May 11, 2005
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1. An erectial difficulty
2. Those women who are sexually unappealing
Maaaaan, Renee Zelwegger sure is a deceased boner!
by garrett kearney June 12, 2005
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