Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder 

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

Dead man’s hand 

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

Dead man’s hand by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

pry it from my cold dead hands 

The thing that is the most valuable to you, can only be taken away when you are Deceased.

Those bastards can try and "Pry it from my cold dead hands!"

pry it from my cold dead hands by Sosku10 December 11, 2021

Dead mans handjob 

The act of copulating ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of circulation

Yo man I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a dead mans handjob.

Dead mans handjob by Dannybear&Clineq June 6, 2012

Dead Fish Handshake 

The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.

John: "Did you meet Anthony yet?"
David: "Yeah, notice that pussy ass dead fish handshake of his?"

Dead Fish Handshake by Barack Oprama January 10, 2008

deadhand

The username of someone that is frustrated that the most popular definition is about whacking off.

deadhand wishes he chose a different username, but he can't go back now.

deadhand by deadhand October 2, 2018

deadhand

To drop a drink. When a person is too drunk to hold a drink and it slips out. Usually accompanied by merciless taunting.

Lennie was so drunk that he deadhanded his rum and coke. There were shards of glass everywhere.

deadhand by ShardsOfGlass December 20, 2009