Reverse Dalmation

What your black dog looks like after coming in from a snowstorm.

I let my dog inside, because it was snowing, and laughed when I realized she looked like a reverse Dalmation.

Reverse Dalmation by Kalisiin April 8, 2011

double dog dalmation 

when a man fold his erection in two and shoves it into the girls vagina or ass

girl: ow! that really hurts!

man: Thats because im double dog dalmationing the fuck out of you!

double dog dalmation by Cody Renner February 18, 2009

the chocolate dalmation

when a man takes a crap on a dog in a certain way that makes it look like a dalmation then has a girl smear the crap around with her slit then the man eats her out.

(man)dude i just gave my girl the chocolate dalmation
(friend)wow thats nasty
(man)tell me about it the smell and taste alone were terable
(friend)so why did you do it
(man)i read about it on urbin dictionary
(friend)realy thats awesome
(man)yah i know

the chocolate dalmation by pichu1217 March 15, 2010

Dalmatian Story 

A story (usually short) that has no point to it.

Can be used in conversation when you have nothing else to say.

Becky: "I bought a new pen yesterday."
Harshil: ...
Becky and Harshil: "Dalmatian Story."

Dalmatian Story by SquidSelfy January 21, 2013

eternal darnation 

A nicer way of saying the phrase, "eternal damnation", which means you'll go to Hell and be poked at with hot pitchforks wielded by Satan and his minions for ever and ever.

I didn't worship Gosh, so now I'm going to go to Heck and receive eternal darnation!

eternal darnation by Telephony July 13, 2014

Daybation 

The act of masturbating during the day light hours

Friend 1: It's because you touch yourself at night
Friend 2: Nah that cannot be it, I practice daybation

Daybation by Weedy McRobeson May 12, 2011

dalmatia 

Dalmatia is a historic region in Croatia on the eastern coast of the Adriatic Sea. It is important in Croatia's history, and is often called the cradle of Croatian statehood, due to the fact that many kings were crowned in Dalmatian cities (Nin, Biograd, Solin and Knin). It is a popular tourist destination among many Europeans. It contains many historical medieval cities such as Zadar, Split, Dubrovnik, Sibenik, Knin, Drnis, etc.

Our favourite summer vacation was sun-bathing in Dalmatia last year.

dalmatia by Dinara November 8, 2007