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Crunkle Knunkle 

A homosexual individual of a highly masculine nature. This individual is often French. Gay lord
Me: “Seb you’re a crunkle knunkle!!”
Seb (raising a cudgel above his head): “Don’t talk shit you pasty white fucker!! I’ll kill you and your whole redneck family!!”

crunkle dorfen 

The sexual act of ripping your own penis off, or if it was ripped off beforehand, and (with power and effort) inserting it into your anus until it is lodged in completely and cannot be removed.
Dude, sorry if I am sitting funny I totally crunkle dorfened last night and I haven't taken a shit yet so it's still in my ass.

Fuck bro! I crunkle dorfened like a week ago and now all of my shit was building up in my ass and I totally had a volcano eruptanus this morning!
crunkle dorfen by CreatorAnym December 2, 2018

Crunkle Dunk

The dipping of sweaty wet balls, in another mans gaping ass hole. This is done repeatedly, so It makes a sloshing wet slurping noise.
Hey Mat, yesterday I gave Tod a Crunkle Dunk, his asshole is still sopping wet from my sweaty balls.
Crunkle Dunk by Strikegold August 23, 2021
To cruckle is to go over on one's ankle. A common phrase in Rochdale but apparently nowhere else in the world.
'Did you just cruckle on that kerb?'
'Yeah, it's absolutely killing'
Cruckle by _Queen_P_ July 26, 2017
The hardened portion of lotion or soap that unites at the tip of the bottle (or tube) dispenser
Aw man! My new lubriderm already formed a cronkle! (noun)

I rubbed it into my hand and got friggen cronkled! (verb)

“Mom I told you not to buy the cronkly soap again!” “Derrek you’re 46 and still living in my basement, I think you can go buy your own soap!” (adjective)
Cronkle by smartwoman12368 January 17, 2019

Chunklee 

a slang term for bitch; Used in reference to someone who has low social status
Tommy was acting like a chunklee today because he didn’t want to go out
Chunklee by king dunklee June 25, 2019