harvesting the crops 

slurping up crap

he was harvesting the crops in the washroom

harvesting the crops by hello1213141516 November 28, 2018

someone who crops memes wrong 

someone who is so fricking dumb they can't even crop memes right

It is used in memes that are cropped correctly to insult this type of moron
Me looking at dank memes: This guy is definitely my No.1 someone who crops memes wrong omfg they are so fricking dumb
i cant even read this dang meme

someone who crops memes wrong by 1!OMFGMOOFYBURGER@@@ May 27, 2019

Water yo crops 

To ejaculate upon another persons genitalia

I'm going to water your crops.
I'm going to water her crops.
I want to water his crops.
I'm gonna water yo crops.

Water yo crops by LilShwampAss October 6, 2020

Water yo crops 

To ejaculate on another persons genitalia.

Im gonna water yo crops
Im going to water her crops.
just watering the crops

Water yo crops by LilShwampAss October 7, 2020

Tend to my crops 

A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.

Quandairus stop pestering the women and tend to my crops

Tend to my crops by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025

copstapo 

Any law-enforcement body that ignores peoples constitutional rights.

The innocent family was sleeping peacefully when their home was raided by the copstapo who were at the wrong address.

copstapo by jpg3 September 22, 2013

Copstitute 

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."

"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."

Copstitute by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015