Critch Sitch

Crotch Itch Situation. When in public and you have to itch your genital area, but you are having problems doing so descretely.

My book bag totally covered for me on the bus... I had a major critch sitch.

Critch Sitch by am-e lizzabert July 28, 2008

Critch Rag 

a rag used to wipe the sweat from your balls

He threw the critch rag at his face

Critch Rag by Sk May 28, 2003

critch’n 

critch’n is a term thats short for “cry’n like a bitch” and has a variety of hilarious applications.

Friend 1: “OMG Im so sad about my breakup and I can’t stop thinking about her”
Friend 2 :Damn dude you need to stop critch’n. You’re honestly such a pussy sometimes

critch’n by TheRealJetHag2016 November 7, 2017

critch bitches 

A mean term people and upper class men use to describe a awesome group of very close friends. They do not HU with the critch gang and are very nice

Yo stop calling these nice group of people critch bitches because they’re not

Fuck off jerk

critch bitches by Demi Lovato October 16, 2017

Jay Critch 

A rapper from brooklyn who goes stupid hard on the tracks and does NOT have a rape charge.

Signed to rich forever under interscope, he has dropped heat such as ; Did it again, Ego, Fashion.

He is the hood fav and he signed it never declined it

jay critch yeah the whole hood love me

Jay Critch by LickGodLun December 21, 2018

evan critch 

loves eating pizza with a fork in a thermos, baseball fanatic, muscle man

evan critch is all muscle

evan critch by dawn jr, May 6, 2019

Bazy Critch 

A nice way of saying "Crazy Bitch."

My boss just texted me twice to remind me about the new store hours...the ones that are posted on the counter right by the register. What a bazy critch.

Bazy Critch by GullibleZine May 4, 2009