creationism 

Denial, foolishness, brainwashing, etc.

Creationism Dialogue
Creationist A: Evolution is only a theory!
Creationist B: Yay! Let's go kill some heretics!
Pat Robertson: Assassination is fun!
George W Bush: Can I say 'Crusade' again?
Creationism

creationism by Zarquon July 31, 2006

Creationism 

The bullshit idea that every living thing on Earth was suddenly created by some invisible man child in about one week.

People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.

Ken Ham believes in Creationism and the story of Noah's Ark.

Creationism by Super Thicc June 14, 2017

Creationism 

The idea that the world was created by intelligent design.

All devout Christians believe that Creationism is true

Creationism by Avowed Conservative February 2, 2008

Creationism 

Creationism is where humans where created by Aliens ( eg gods, god, the Elohim its all the same to me)in which we are their experiment that has gone wrong many times.

And god said let us create men in our Image
we are from our sky father and Are descendents of the sky people

Creationism by What ever February 6, 2004

Creationism

The belief that all things were created by some Divine Power, rather than natural processes such as Evolution.

Ugh.. This is too hard I'm gonna believe in Creationism.

Creationism by Siege0 November 3, 2025

old earth creationism

Old earth creationism is a branch of creationism that holds to much of the secular dates assigned to the earth. Many hold to the day age idea that the creation days (Hebrew yom) could be eons or so of time. They reject macroevolution, particularly darwinian, and state that all creatures, including tiktallik, were either created by God or microevolved .

He adheres to old earth creationism.

old earth creationism by happyatcommonsense January 25, 2015

Evolutionary Creationism

Essentially a synonym for Theistic Evolution, but sometimes emphasizing God's ongoing, intimate role in the process more strongly. It asserts that evolution is true, but it is God's creative mode. The focus is on "creation" as the continuous, purposeful action of God through natural means, rather than a one-time event. It's the theological position that tries to have its scientific cake and eat it devotionally too.

Example: "The Evolutionary Creationist Sunday school teacher used evolutionary trees to teach about God's providence. 'See this branch? That's where God, working through natural selection, began the line that would lead to creatures capable of knowing and loving Him.' The kids were cool with it; the elders were nervous." Evolutionary Creationism

Evolutionary Creationism by Abzugal January 30, 2026