blood comet 

A blood comet is a substantial clot of congealed menstrual blood that forms a comet-like shape in the toilet upon ejection from the vagina. There is always a head-like structure, with some manner of tail, sometimes long enough to swirl around the circumference of the bowl.

"Guys, I made the biggest blood comet in the toilet just now."

blood comet by Dr. Moneypenny Esq. May 2, 2014

Cardiff Comet 

A land-based comet formation of Welsh human origin.

The Cardiff Comet was first spotted in the Cottage pub, Saint Mary Street, Cardiff on 16th August 2010. It consisted of a fat woman followed by 5 or more women of decreasing size.

It is not known whether the smaller women were fragments of the larger women or individuals in their own right.

The Cardiff Comet is thought to be less predictable than celestial comets but is easiest to spot on a Monday night when only hard drinkers are out in Cardiff. There may a correlation with the hen night.

Cardiff Comet by Bobed August 21, 2010

curry comet 

A hard constipated shit forced out by a spicy meal containing curry.

Bob: did you finally shit? Your farts were really getting stale.

Jesse: OMG yes!! I ate spicy jungle curry last night that forced it out this morning.

Bob: yeah that's a curry comet!! Works every time.

curry comet by Flapjack27 December 29, 2013

Cosette 

An incredibly awesome girl. If you ever meet one in your life its a good idea to start talking to her because she's the most fun you'll ever have. Gets all your nerdy references and is more than capable of whipping up her own. really smart and nice. Has the most beautiful eyes in the world, they're like liquid gold.

"Hey this new girl Cosette just showed up in my class"

"Really man, awesome! Try to get her number, she's probably awesome!"

Cosette by ahorsenamedjeff December 31, 2013

comethazine 

a rich ass nigga who has fire music but won’t release any

example 1: ay you heard that new comethazine song? Sike no goofy ass that nigga aint releasing shit

Example 2: that new comethazin snippet was heat too bad it will never release.

comethazine by callmebibby August 13, 2021

cosmetic perjury 

noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.

aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"

cosmetic perjury by its_aks November 5, 2005

Comethazine 

Comethazine is another word for savage

Boy 1: Bro I slapped the sh*t out of that dude last night
Boy 2: On god you was acting like comethazine that time

Comethazine by KokIsSmol December 23, 2020