convagulations 

Used to express a great appreciation for ones triumphant deeds especially in regards to copulation

See also: congratulations, vagina

- I boned a Perfect 10 model last night.
- Convagulations!

convagulations by βĠ October 10, 2007

Convagulations 

Appropriate for several occasions: A woman's pregnancy; Negative cervical cancer test; Taking one for the team (Convagulations dude, you just nailed a fat chick.)

"My wife's pregnant." "Wow. Convagulations!"

Convagulations by PettyRider April 24, 2010

Confapulations 

Confapulating is the act of masturbating furiously in celebration of an event or achievement.

Derived from the word 'congratulations' in combination with the word 'fap' which is slang for masturbation.

"Dude! I just was in the spa bath and Jenny touched my dick!"
"Confapulations bro!"
"Hell yeah! I'm going into the other room to confapulate myself immediately!"

Confapulations by Baconstain June 6, 2013

confratulations 

A form of Congratulations, which involves sex after

"yeah its like Confratulations! *fcks*

confratulations by Anonymousoooo November 9, 2007

confuculation 

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.

I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!

confuculation by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015

convagulations 

A word use to praise a birth.

Friend: 28 years ago today I squoze my 1st baby out of my vagina

Me: Convagulations!

convagulations by turtlehore December 14, 2018

Conjaculations 

What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.

- Sorry, I really can’t talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!

Conjaculations by Pmcparty February 2, 2021