Cobcorning

To masturbate with poop in your hand.

Always be sure to disinfect after cobcorning.

Cobcorning by Bad_Mojo December 27, 2009

extreme couponing

Extreme Couponing is the act of buying a rediculous amount of products at a retail store (usually grocery) for next to nothing. For the most part, the items are purchased in rediculous quantities through the use of coupons. In some cases, the store may end up owing someone money. This "overage" may be creditied to other items (such as beer or meat products).

I was stuck in line at the store for half an hour because of some nut-job house wife, all thanks to extreme couponing.

extreme couponing by Mike Derulo June 4, 2011

Crooning 

The act of scooping fecal matter out of another persons rectum using only two fingers.

Dude, last night I walked in on Danny and Arin crooning. It was terrifying, yet intriguing.

Crooning by Stickythings August 4, 2016

coocooning 

Derived from the word cocooning, this word more accurately describes the act of retreating from the world and insulating yourself for a period of time due to feelings of being overwhelmed, crazy or unstable. It is most effectively used to reassure your friends that although your behavior might seem troubling or anti-social, you are still sane enough to have a sense of humor about it and will not be rocking in the fetal position.

"I've had a really crazy week so I think I'm just going to be coocooning this weekend."

"Don't call me this weekend, I'm coocooning."

coocooning by ezaustin October 1, 2009

Cacooning 

The art of enwrapping another individual with your body for comfort. It may leave the other immobilized while the form of "snuggling" is occuring.

Cacooning happens often when I watch Netflix with Bae.

Cacooning by Viral Hymn April 13, 2016

Couponing 

The act of absorbing booze into a q-tip and sticking it in your ass

Ben: "Hey Collin am I couponing correctly"
Collin: "Yeah you got it way up there man"

Couponing by Jmnyprc August 27, 2016

extreme couponing

A method invented for bored housewives and old people to torment the unfortunate person behind the counter even moreso than they usually do.

fuck you and fuck your extreme couponing bullshit get out of my store

extreme couponing by THE MASKED GOON November 15, 2011