cockhawk

Styling male pubic hair like a mohawk.

His bits are set off beautifully by that bitchin cockhawk.

cockhawk by sarah June 26, 2004

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Cockjammer

A situation similiar to blueballs in which a man is on the very tip of ejaculating when his ho totally ditches him or does something to stop him from shooting his wad, jamming his cock with semen in the process. Also can make urinating quite difficult afterwards.

AKA the very worse weapon the cocktease has in it's arsenal. The ultimate bait and switch.

Dave: "Man, I was totally getting a handjob from Jenny but that bitch totally cockjammed me by saying she had work in the morning and telling me to rub one out on my own."

Phil: "That sucks bro. What a fucking Cockjammer. Well at least you almost busted a nut."

Dave: "Bust a nut?!?! She almost busted MY FUCKING DICK!! It hurts when I touch it. I think my penis knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. It's extremely angry about the whole ordeal. Oh, and the best thing was I couldn't piss for 4 hours either."

Cockjammer by Super Solid Snake July 16, 2009

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Cockjazzle

The male version of vajazzling; putting swarovski crystals on your penis for aesthetic and sexual pleasures.

Hector couldn't please any woman himself, so he cockjazzled himself and made his chick's mouth 20 carats worth of icy.

Cockjazzle by karmazone December 23, 2010

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cockjack

the act of stealing a friend's romantic interest (typically used by girls).

Ex. 1) Girl, you got cockjacked by your more attractive friend, Hannah.

Ex. 2) Hey man, your jerk-ass friend is planning on cockjacking you.

Ex. 3) Annabelle unintentionally cockjacks every girl when they bring hot dates around.

cockjack by AddyHamilton December 23, 2011