Stafford County 

Stafford County is a place that is in close proximity to Quantico Marine base and just about an hour south of Washington D.C. As legend has it Stafford County is believed to be a black hole. No attractions at all just a movie theater...Oh wait there’s not even one of those. Stafford is also notorious for clearing land for CVS’s, Walmarts, and places with overpriced rent or mortgage payments. I mean what do you pay for to live there? Good luck traveling out of Stafford because traffic will have you by the balls and when you decide to stay in Stafford, Quantico bomb testing will send the slightest shake to your home every other morning. Stafford County is so boring that this “slight shake” is considered very entertaining. God save your Stafford teens souls because boredom will be inevitable. Parents prepare to fork out some cash to get your houses power washed and cars detailed because depending on how much of an asshole your child is in school these assets will have egg, syrup, bologna, pee or even shit on it. Stafford County teenagers become Picasso with their creativity when they are so fucking bored. Overall, Stafford will suck out whatever life you have in you as it does most of its residents. When you go off to college most people you meet would have never even heard of Stafford County, which says a lot about it. On the bright side Stafford can be a good quiet place to retire or go to the neighborhood gas station called wawa. Otherwise this Stafford is truly a lost cause.

“Do you guys want to play hide-n-go seek in Walmart?” Dude of course I love all the hiding spots in the Stafford County Walmart."

“Woahhh was that just a small earthquake?” No dude you just live in Stafford County?”

“Ohhhh no I left my car out all night and now theres shit on my hood. “ Welcome to Stafford County asshole.”

“Woahhh dude are marching bands always in parades?” “Ohhh you must be from Stafford County.”

“Want to go see a movie or go bowling tonight at 7:00?” “How can we do that we live in Stafford County.”

Stafford County by Its Stephanie Bitch 21 July 30, 2018

East county trollup 

A trailer trash girl from a dirt poor upbringing who clings onto every guy she sleeps with until they pass her onto a friend.

Damn bro, I hope you wore a condom with that east county trollup, I heard she's got the crispy crotch and tuna dandruff.

East county trollup by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Orange County Cooker

A sexual act created and made popular by Chapman Business Majors in which one lathers their cock in a flammable substance, ignites it, and then inserts it into a woman's vagina or asshole.

A: Yo you do any freaky shit with Allie last night?

B: Yeah, I gave her the Orange County Cooker.

Orange County Cooker by RFXR October 30, 2018

Chunky Charlie 

Tourists seeking a distinctive experience who mob a pristine environment, robbing it of its uniqueness, reducing it to a tourist trap, transforming the rare into the banal, embodying the cliche they seek to escape and spreading it.

from the movie the Beach, Daffy (Robert Carlyle) "The big, chunky charlie's eating up the whole world!"

Chunky Charlie by pottergreen May 14, 2015

county short 

Usually referred to as just "county", its a cigarette smoked to the end with only a few drags left. It's shorter than a regular "short".

Mug #1: Aye joe, let me get that short off that mentho

Mug#2: Nawww joe, this my lucky square right here. I'll hook it up witta county short though.

Mug#1: Fuck it then, throw me that county fasho...

county short by 74-Bossin November 9, 2008

Bush County 

A county or area usually suburban that votes for Bush or any Republican for that matter without fail. These areas have low crime rates, high education, and inhabitants whose noses could drown them during a rain storm. The lack of realism in their lives makes them become jaded which leads to the belief that voting republican will both help them and make them wealth-er. However even like Bush if the President or party turns up bad results, they will find a way to blame blue states or liberals or minorities. In short they are rich white folk who vote for Bush all the while watching America tank before them.

-NEWS reports that the Republicans have just won Florida.- ....
Dre- Uhh??? how did that happen..didn't that guy just embezzle 120 million dollars last term???

Nick- Yeah but you know that area is nothing but Bush County. They don't care who they vote for as long as a black person ain't in office or if THEY lose money..

Dre- Were screwed aren't we

Nick- No shit...

Bush County by CrossFire43 November 22, 2009

Page County High 

Page County High School is a public secondary school located in Shenandoah, VA. The school mascot is the Panther, which is ironic considering the color. This school does not have much diversity.

Reading and writing are not the focus of this educational facility. Chemistry and sports seem to catch the attention of most students for they find these skills will help in the production of their Crystal Meth, growing of weed, and running from the law.

Of course not all students have the same interest and there is a wide verity in the types of students. From stuck up jocks, cheerleaders, nerds, whores, and people who act like they are better than everyone else. All are welcome at Page County High!

She does an amazing job as long as she has spell check.

Oh, so is she a Page County High School graduate?

Page County High by Anonymous4you June 3, 2019