chateau'd 

Being absolutey stinking drunk - mainly by drinking too much FRENCH wine.
So if you have been drinking wine and you are:

hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated or inebriated then you can consider yourself CHATEAU'D

Had a great BBQ yesterday afternoon and got stuck into a great case of red wine, we were all absolutely chateau'd by 6 o'clock....

chateau'd by Toadfish2 August 3, 2009

le chateau 

Canadian chain store, based in Montreal. Sells extremely overpriced "classy"-looking clothes (a lot of business suits and the like). Preppy crap is in the front; goth/punk/weird stuff is in the back. They also sell shoes and some nice jewelry (collars, cuffs, fake pearls). Their problem is the ridiculously high prices: for example, a pretty crappily made corset top costs $40 there. I got pretty much the same top at Urban Planet for $20.

Le Chateau is a good store, but they need to lower their prices, so that more people could buy there, and get more weird clothes, as opposed to prep crap.

le chateau by marla x0 August 13, 2004

Chateau ghetto 

n. A lifestyle or creed defined by dilapidated elegance.
n. An inexpensive and modern quick fix for classy old architecture.

After 75 years of negligence, the Biltmore house had become very chateau ghetto.

Gretchen patched up her copper rain gutter with duct tape a la chataeu ghetto.

Chateau ghetto by Daedalus6174 December 31, 2012

Chateaubriand 

Chateaubriand (sometimes called chateaubriand ménage à trois) is a sexual escapade that traditionally consists of a large filet of man-meat sandwiched between two lesser pieces of vagina that are abruptly discarded after fucking.

Yo, did you hear about The Situation? I heard he got smooshed by Snooki and JWoww. Talk about a Chateaubriand!

Chateaubriand by Marcus Aurelius Alexander December 25, 2021

Anal-chateau 

When one butt-chuggs the most exquisite wine of the Bordeaux region of Aquitaine.

A red blend is a mild yet bold wine that will augment ones anal-chateau.

Anal-chateau by Syde$how July 14, 2018

Chateauguay 

A community located off of Montreal's South Shore whose populace consists of an alarmingly large number of glass eating, lead paint lickers. For this percentage of its denizens, thinking hurts; their vocabularies rarely extend beyond the monosyllabic (exception: sports related terms)and they contentedly,collectively suck at the alcohol/pot laced teat of ignorance - with pride.

Glass-eating resident: Ay,(sniff), fuck, hockey, fuck, heh,fuck,wasted, fuck, beer, (grunt), football,prolly, fuck fuck fuck.ya.Chateauguay, shat, fuck, (drool) huh?

Chateauguay by Ray Oftruth April 10, 2007

Chateauizzle 

a large pimpin country house, preferably located in the South West France wine region fo shizzle.

Yo, I be headin out to my chateauizzle this weekend, needz me some serious r n r.

Chateauizzle by Wine Lovers January 8, 2012