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a roach that is smoked out of a piece
lets cashew that blunt so we don't lose the res
cashew by metalicmesh February 2, 2010
"Cashew!"

"Was that you, Dave?"
"...No..."
*both slowly look at the nut*
*Dave eats it*
cashew by UndercoverRhinocerous December 30, 2015
When autocorrect corrects "cishet" (a cis-gender, heterosexual person) to cashew
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Jeremy: UGHH, Ben is sooooo hot, but i think hes not into boyyyssss
Alex: Yah hes such a cashew
Jeremy: A WHAT
Alex: adkjhasafhff OMG AUTOCORRECt

Alex: a cishet XD
Jeremy: sahadkf
Cashew by MellyShelly June 7, 2020
A bastardization of cishet, someone who is both cis and het
ayo bruh you not gay? you a total cashew
Cashew by georger0171 July 19, 2021
Cashew is a tulpa which is also known as an imaginary friend
Hey my cashew is misbehaving today
cashew by EzioReal August 13, 2021
A cashew means tulpa which is also known as a imaginary friend it is created by making the brain think there is more than 1 of you
Hey my cashew is misbehaving help
cashew by EzioReal August 14, 2021