Definitions by MellyShelly

Cashew 

When autocorrect corrects "cishet" (a cis-gender, heterosexual person) to cashew

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Jeremy: UGHH, Ben is sooooo hot, but i think hes not into boyyyssss
Alex: Yah hes such a cashew
Jeremy: A WHAT
Alex: adkjhasafhff OMG AUTOCORRECt

Alex: a cishet XD
Jeremy: sahadkf

Cashew by MellyShelly June 7, 2020

Taking candy from a baby 

Making a decision to do the responsible thing. Requires a lot of willpower.

Taking candy from a baby is actually a responsible thing to do, because the baby could choke on it.

Taking candy from a baby by MellyShelly May 14, 2020

soft horror 

A horror game, movie or any kind of medium that doesn't use jumpscares to scare the player/watcher, but rather explores various techniques to create a feeling of terror without inducing a (metaphorical) heart attack.

A: Dude, I played September 1999. Check it out!
B: Dunno man, I don't like it...
A: Chill out, it's soft horror.

soft horror by MellyShelly January 14, 2019