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Crap Carton 

Another word for a persons shithole. (my own word)
ly on your side i,m gonna stick it in your crap carton!

sally you've got me rockhard, let me stick it in your crap carton.

Did i ever tell you how much i love you...rr crap carton

few beers short of a carton 

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.
That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

sydney carton 

based off A Tale of Two Cities; verb; to switch places with someone similar looking to you so that he can live and bang the woman you love and deserve while you die by guillotine. see getting screwed
to pull a sydney carton

i heard phil pulled a sydeny carton the other day. sucks to be him.
sydney carton by ninja December 12, 2004

milk carton booty 

When the booty on a girl is so flat, it looks like it went missing.
Guy 1:”damn. Look at her booty. It’s so flat”
Guy 2:” yeah. She has milk carton booty”
milk carton booty by Boom343 June 16, 2018

empty egg carton 

a female with an empty egg carton is usually infertile due to birth control or excessive drinking or general drug use.
they are females to keep away from since they're used up and can't deliver children properly.
A: yoo bro what do you think of britanny?
B: empty egg carton dude. all she does is drink and sleep around
empty egg carton by user23451 January 18, 2020

milk carton 

to dissappear or to make someone dissappear. To leave without a trace.
I could not get to the bottom of things so I found it necessary to milk carton.
milk carton by nick May 9, 2005