Im bored 

me too.

this is why i am creating this definition
im bored rite now lol

Im bored by icreatedanaccountfor1word March 3, 2017

Card boarded 

Finding no toilet paper after going # 2. Just cardboard rolls.

Dam man, I had to use my boxers to clean myself after getting card boarded.

Card boarded by I have all the answers December 15, 2014

bored 

the reason we're all here, unless you're looking up a dirty/slang word your friend said and you pretended you knew but you're looking it up to see what it means.

Man, i'm so bored right now, i'll go read some urbandictionary definitions.

bored by bobthehitmandole October 28, 2009

Boredism

Being so bored and tired that your mind goes into a different state and all of a sudden everything is hilarious.

Boredism is not exactly just being bored. It's more of a state of mind thing. See boredism is when you have past being bored and tired. You know how after you stay up all night and you have nothing to do and are really tired but can't sleep. Then all of a sudden you hit a spiritual state of mind, almost like a residual high, suddenly everything becomes funny and you get the giggles and can't stop laughing. well that is the great state of boredism. No weed is intended before reaching this.

Boredism by Gabriel tyson August 13, 2012

Bored as fuck 

The reason why you are reading this

Person1: yo friend Joey is typing bored as fuck in Urban dictionary
Person2:he must be bored as fuck

Bored as fuck by BeeFucker69420 July 9, 2018

college board 

A board of people who are greedy and wish to make money on the notion that all kids will the SATs (they are also in charge of AP testing) In real life they don't give a shit about kids and only use the testing as an excuse to make money by selling stocks. A proof that they are fake is when they decided to make a NEW SAT testing with writing included so that the Universty of California, better known as UCs, colleges would still accept it. Sometimes they may lose your test scores and will not refund you.

College board fucking lost my test scores for the SATs I took in June.

college board by kakakakakqueen October 23, 2005

Baby On Board 

A yellow sign that shit-for-brains drivers believe will cause others to be extra cautious around them. In reality it signifies an idiot that thinks they're special because they have the sign that partially obstructs their vision, whether they have a baby in the car or not. It does NOT mean they are being careful while driving or give a shit about you. It actually can be viewed as a point of reference indicating you're within the vicinity of a fucking idiot behind the wheel.

I sometimes take the opportunity to pull along side of someone displaying a Baby On Board sign to see for myself what a fucking moron looks like. These cretins justify the issue of not allowing some imbeciles permission to breed. Do they actually think anybody gives a shit about their fucking kid?

Baby On Board by Big Ed Moustapha March 2, 2010