knock boardies 

when one dude knocks his cock against another dude's cock

Some dude once asked me if I wanted to knock boardies with him, but there was no way I was smacking my cock against another dude's cock!

knock boardies by EveryoneIsGayButMe May 28, 2009

panic boardies 

A bunch of hormonal 12 year olds posting about a faggot band.
The Non-Panic! section is filled with hormonal 13 year olds and is better if you want a shitload of drama instead of "zomg is keltie rly frum canadia?"

n00b: i luv ryan ross!
panic boardies: GTFO TEENIE

panic boardies by catfapper January 12, 2009

beardies bath 

When your bearded dragon takes a fat bath and splashes around in, and all together mucks up his water dish. But it is also quite adorable.

My lizard Pedro is taking a beardies bath! Magnificent!

beardies bath by Jeffy! May 9, 2005

beardies 

A cutsie name for Australian bearded dragons. (Pet lizards)

How are my little beardies doing today? Who has a beard? Who has a beard? Its you! Beardies! Magnificent!

beardies by Jeffy! May 9, 2005

Boardless Hodad 

Someone who is very uncool from the perspective of a surfer of skater. Mainly due to the fact that they are not a part of their community and thus have no board (skate/surf).

Oh man that guy in the red hat on the warf has been acting like that all day, what a Boardless Hodad!

Those jerks down from x, what a bunch of Boardless Hodads

Boardless Hodad by Amaximus June 20, 2010

boardie

Someone who spends a lot (and probably too much) time on message boards.

Example 1: Man, some of those FOBR boardies have over 15000 posts! They need a life!

Example 2: ...but I love those boards so much! The boardies are my friends! (etc, etc...)

boardie by Leah [xclandestinexgirlx] June 1, 2006

bardies 

the smelly, unshaved hippies who attend bard college in upstate new york.

"ew, there's a whole bunch of bardies hanging out at the pool."

"i went to go get ice cream at holy cow and there was a bardy behind me in line."

bardies by cari.h November 15, 2011