Blinding Whities 

The ejection of bodily fluids, simultaneously, from both axes. Usually performed on bathroom ware in close proximity.

Sorry boss, can't get there. Had a dodgy, Got the blinding whities.

Blinding Whities by halfpie December 5, 2019

Stink Binning 

The act of Ejaculating into a bin/the trash as to limit the cleaning up process.

ive ran out of tissues so im stink binning

Stink Binning by Kevin Brightstick March 15, 2011

blinging 

adj: 1. flashy, ostentatious, attratcing attention. 2. to become erect sexually

1. Chico was blinging when he stolled up in the club last night.
2. Chico's yummy-doodle was blinging when I was dancing w/ him at the club last night.

blinging by Dee November 11, 2003

blinking pink 

The state when a girl is close to giving it up. Sex will almost always follow. A derivative of blinking red.

"How was your night with Sarah." "I was so fucking close, she was blinking pink and everything."

"A real player has her blinking pink in less than five minutes."

blinking pink by c.willi.m November 24, 2005

Binning it down

Northern England When it's raining really hard and "Bucketing" down doesn't cut it. Also it sounds better.

Best used for the heaviest rain.

Stages of rain:
Spitting
Drizzle
Raining
Lashing
Pissing
Bucketing
BINNING

Person 1: Holy shit

Person 2: Sup?
Person 1: It's fucking binning it down outside.

Binning it down by BAMCO September 24, 2018

Brinning 

To love someone wholeheartedly and become devoted to the relationship.

I am brinning over him.

Brinning by claveliciouss February 9, 2021

Brown Binning 

The act of engaging in an unnatural act in a garden or other outside space.

'I was brown binning the girlfriend the other day when a party of ramblers discovered us in our compromised position so I whipped it out and jizzed on her back'

Brown Binning by HizerKite July 11, 2017