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That Eli Blanc isn't fit for president
Eli Blanc by LayZAce October 10, 2021
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Ashly Morgan Blanc 

Ashly Morgan "Freeman" Blanc is often referred to as the leader of the sof side. She rolls with the scariest crew around and likes to call them her "family"...but not in a cute way, in a creepy Charles Manson way. She is one of the fastest readers alive and enjoys the sport of curling. She will run for president someday. She will also die someday...and be stuffed into a statue. Her heroes are Beyonce and Terri Porter, even though there's not much difference between the two.
Joe: What did you do last night, Randy?

Randy: I got beat up by Ashly Morgan Blanc and her crew.
Ashly Morgan Blanc by srs116 March 15, 2010

Grand Blanc 

A town in Michigan that's right by Flint. Characterized by spoiled, hummer driving, stuck up individuals. You'll know you've arrived when an overwhelming sense of smug is in the air.
Bret:"You're so stuck up your own asshole you must be from Grand Blanc."
Grand Blanc by Amanda N.C August 2, 2008

Mont Blanc 

An up market brand, that sells watches, handbags, jewellery etc. Arugably most well known for their pens, which rich people enjoy writing with, especially if they have a rolex hanging of their wrists.
Slut: My husband's alimony bought me a Rolex and a $1000 Mont Blanc pen :)
Mont Blanc by HJManson August 16, 2009

Grand Blanc West Middle School 

It’s a middle school full of horny adolescent children. This middle is know for being ghetto,extra,and it’s diversity.There are fights almost every month for no reason🙄. At west we have a “fighting season” which is from October to December( so watch your back). Also west has tradition could Slap Ass August which recently got shut down because it’s “sexual harassment”. This school also has Funapolazas which is just a why for kids to waste their money on cringe music and nasty ass cottage inn pizza.Funapolazas are normally ruined because a sudden fight breaks between girls because one girl another’s man 😬. Kids tend to get caught vaping in the bathrooms at this event and some parents(chaperones) take there kids out of this school because of its “ghetto ness”. Last but not least West has rivals East they say they are the best or the beast but know that we beat them in almost every sport because they’re players are so small they only thing a agree about is we are all ghetto and even tho during football,basketball, and homecoming season we don’t like each other both school still have friends from both schools.

Grand Blanc 

Grand Blanc is a suburb of Flint, MI. People often asscoiate Flint with crime and shit, but Grand Blanc is a nice town. It has one of the states best school systems and is maybe the only city in Michigan that actually has a growing populatian. But Grand Blanc isn't perfect,expensive as hell, too many snotty citizens. I lived in Grand Blanc for years and let me tell you that they have some huge ass houses. Those people are snotty with their Mercedes and BMWs. Grand Blanc also has problems with the amount of students coming into it's school. Since the Flint schools closed...so many people come to Grand Blanc schools. Not blaming them, but the schools test scores have been going down since flint had problems with it's schools. And Grand Blanc lost the Buick Open. Overall, Grand Blanc is decent, but it's got problems
Guy 1: Flint is the 2cd worst in crime. The suburbs are probably no better

Grand Blanc guy: I live in Grand Blanc

Guy 1: oh.....my bad
Grand Blanc by freshcarrots54 July 24, 2012