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mountain biking 

Todays golf for the middle class with too much money (10 grand bikes, 20 grand cars).
I used to play golf now I go mountain biking instead.
mountain biking by puresalt December 20, 2021

hitch-biking 

hitching a sly lift on the back of a passing vehicle, such as a tractor or golf cart, when riding your bicycle.
dude, you look fresh after your 25 mile bike ride" "yeah man, i pulled some sweet hitch-biking the whole way!
hitch-biking by al-co-hol May 14, 2011

Mountain biking 

Verb. To round up and sexually abuse a cluster of chromies.
Last week Anders broke his collarbone while trying to lasso a cluster of chromies on our mountain biking trip.

backend biking

when a girl is riding a motorcycle down a highway while a dude is fucking her in the ass.
the boy looked out the car window to see backend biking.

The couple got arrested for backend biking.

"Sally do you want to expierience backend biking with me?"
backend biking by Jim Bendover April 20, 2009

Dirt Biking

When you stick your arms out in front of you as if you were dirtbiking, then pretend to ride a dirtbike by running around and making loud and obnoxious dirtbike sounds at the top of your lungs in a public area. May be accompanied by dirtbike gear. Usually, a bout of dirt biking is accompanied by wipe-outs, where you do a spectacular crash and make sputtering sounds. Afterwards, you can pick up the bike and do a sweet wheelie to get out of there.
Guy 1: Man, did you see that plank I did?

Guy 2: Planking? Everyone knows dirt biking is where it's at!

Guy 3: Ya, I just went dirt biking in Wal-Mart!
Dirt Biking by p00nwrangler August 28, 2011

cross country mountain biking 

a branch off of mountain biking. is the best kind. long climbs, steep descents, single track. all the good stuff in one sport.
jimmy rides cross country because he's one bamf!!!

i love this hardtail because its so great for cross country mountain biking