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Benjamin Disraeli

Prime Minister of Britain 1874–1880 and a novelist. Now you know who he is.
Benjamin Disraeli wrote some books and was the PM of Great Britain.
Benjamin Disraeli by Mistahtom January 11, 2006

Salty Benjamin 

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and then covering it with hundred dollar bills (benjamin)
Man, that stripper charged me $300 last night. I paid her ass with a salty benjamin. That'll teach her to overcharge me for sex.
Salty Benjamin by PBE2 December 17, 2008

Benjamin Wiping 

to reach a status in one's life, financially, to be able to wipe one's own ass with fresh hundred dollar bills (benjamins).
Benjamin Wiping by i_skeeted_in_ur_i February 27, 2009

Benyamin 

An extraordinarily persian looking guy. Light skinned, dark haired, hazel eyed. Most confuse for french or spanish. Intelligent as fuck! Great in Bed.

P.S. Do not call this person Benjamin. You will not live to remember it.
"Whose that hot guy?"
"Oh thats Benyamin"

"I slept with Benyamin 2 nights ago, still in a wheelchair!"
Benyamin by BenYAMIN May 14, 2014

Benjamoment

A moment in time when a person enters a room saying something or just awkwardly walking in that makes everyone else feel incredibly awkward and every conversation that was currently going on within that room has been ruined.
Everytime he walks into the room and yells "SCOTTY IS HERE", it becomes a total benjamoment.
Benjamoment by Wolf Pack 6 July 26, 2013

Benjamin Goodman II

Benjamin Goodman II is the would-be sole heir of the massive fortune that was to be left for him by his well-known, and wildly popular, late father Benny Goodman, the famous jazz clarinetist from the swing era of the late 1920s to the 1950s.

Regrettably, the Goodman family fortune was lost when Turkey invaded Switzerland in 1934, devastating their economy. The invasion resulted in a severe depletion of the vast majority of the Goodman fortune that was contained in an esteemed Swiss bank. Benjamin II never received a cent of the massive fortune supposedly left for him by his late father.

Benjamin II spent most of his childhood in the Calgarian Jewish quarter, shining shoes for nickels and taking taking care of his mother. Benjamin would often spend whatever free time he could manage writing screenplays and scripts in his two story condominium, where he lived with his mother, as well as his beloved muskrat, Freckles.

As he entered adulthood, Benjamin II came to the bitter realization that no one wore shiny shoes anymore, so he began to struggle to meet the family's bills. Benjamin was forced to very reluctantly resign from his studies at his Christian school and look for full time work to support the family. Benjamin worked long, hard, brutal, and physically demanding days as a consultant for Maclean's magazine, where he met and became good friends with two work associates, Norman Lear and Bud Yorkin.

The three shared a passion for Black domestic comedy. Together, they experimented writing and filming various low budget sitcoms and short films. In 1974, Benjamin caught a break when CBS picked up the pilot for his sitcom, Good Times, which he had co-written with his close friends Bud and Norman. The show was an immediate hit, and the production team enjoyed unmitigated success in the late 1970s. Although Good Times went off the air in 1979, its popularity remained strong through the 1980s.

Unfortunately, as the popularity of Good Times wound down in the 1990s, Benjamin found his royalty checks gradually decreasing each month. He began to regret squandering so much of his wealth by betting on illegal horse wrestling and achieving an unrivaled stock majority in Enron.
Temporary lay offs... Good Times!
Easy credit rip offs... Good Times!
Scratching and surviving... Good Times!
Benjamin Goodman II... Good Times!