Barrelesque

A description of someone who is of a portly stature - ie : Fat

She's put on a lot of weight

Yeah she's positively barrelesque.

Barrelesque by Kermit the Dog November 2, 2008

Katherine Barrell 

Katherine Barrell is a Canadian actress, writer, producer, and director. She currently stars as Officer Nicole Haught on SYFY Channel's Wynonna Earp. On Wynonna Earp she plays one half of the inspiring queer couple known as Wayhaught. Her production company, Kit Media, has produced several short films.

Katherine Barrell is an amazing woman who inspires others to do good and live their best lives.

Katherine Barrell by Faye's Care Bear September 23, 2018

double barreled slingshot 

a brassier (jocular, from the shape)

Whoever hung that double barreled slingshot out here must be fat. Talk about streched out.

double barreled slingshot by Light Joker December 10, 2006

single barreled pump action protein rifle

The male reproductive organ which is often refered to as the penis, wang, cock, dick, knob

dont make me cap you with my single barreled pump action protein rifle

single barreled pump action protein rifle by Andy July 25, 2004

barreled 

getting inside the hollow part of a breaking wave. you are completely covered by the wave but it does not touch you.

dude i just got totally barreled, i was so deep!

barreled by tobiasnessnis August 27, 2009

double-barrelled snotgun 

The mucous-filled nose of someone suffering from a particularly bad cold.

"Yuk! Check the double-barrelled snotgun on that guy."

"I wouldn't fancy getting blasted from that twatmonger's double-barrelled snotgun."

double-barrelled snotgun by Bellser August 3, 2006

double-barreled assault and battery 

(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.

IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

double-barreled assault and battery by Uncle Dimma January 12, 2015