awkward 

Interjection used in a situation that is slightly uncomfortable, often accompanied by a virety of gestures: 1. Pulling the collar with one finger (this represents the sweat collecting under the collar from the AWKWARD situation) 2. Arms form a triangle over the head (such as the A in YMCA) 3. One finger pointing at the back of the other hands wrist 4. Pointing at the back of the neck

John: I was snowboarding the other day and I hit this killer jump. When I landed I ripped my pants and my two inch dick was covered in snow!!!

Everyone else: ...Awkward...

awkward by Emerson May 13, 2005

awkward 

1.) causing difficulty; hard to do or deal with
2.) causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience
3.) not smooth or graceful; ungainly

An EXTREMELY over-used word, used mainly by immature kids in their early teenage years, to define an ironic or embarrassing moment. Very few of these kids actually know the meaning of the word, and use it so quantitatively for any circumstance that in their minds, everything is 'awkward'. Some like to add their own spunk to the word, resulting in disasters such as 'awk sauce' and even 'awklate milk'.

"That awkward moment when your friends tell your crush how much you talk about him."

"Thats a nice glass of awklate milk, bro."
"Yeah buddy."

"So today I texted my friend, and they didn't text back."
"Woah dude, that's so awk..."
"I know."

awkward by IHateYourChildrenXx November 20, 2011

Awkward 

Something wierd that makes you ponder why you really exist.
Strange occurances.

Steve: How's it hangin?
Brad: A little to the left...
Steve: ?....awkward....?

Awkward by Ima Weiner April 24, 2009

awkward 

a situation or place that makes someone look or feel out of place

It would be awkward to invite your ex-wife to your wedding.

awkward by Gerard Irick July 16, 2009

Awkward 

Meeting someone in person, who upon shaking hands, you realized you rejected on an online dating site.

um... well... this is awkward. I totally rejected him on okcupid

Awkward by YankeeSkank July 29, 2011

Awkward 

A word overused by middle schoolers and freshman that makes perfectly normal situations uncomfortable (awkward).

friend 1: "your mom!"
friend 2: "my mom died yesterday. =("
friend 1: ... Awkward
friend 2: ...

Awkward by Aerodynamite March 5, 2011

awkward 

Adjective; may be shortened to awk and said in quick succession to end a bad situation and to let the parties involved know you don't want to be there

1 - used to describe situations in which a person or persons are aloof, confused, or have been caused discomfort.

2 - most commonly used to describe events/persons that cause a general malaise of uncomfortableness.

1 - When all the guys realized they had made out with the same girl that night it became real awkward. It was pretty awkward when she mentioned she had slept with her boyfriend's best friend.

2 - I hate that kid he is so awkward whenever he is around people, it is like he was raised by mentally challenged cave people. I am so awkward around her because I can never tell if she knows I slept with her best friend.

awkward by Ryan D Scott February 15, 2008