newjeans apologize to lisa 

you see someone use this phrase 9 times out of 10 they are a jobless loser. lacks common sense and/or a job (usually both). in rare cases theyll use the words "payola", or "fraudulent". cause no legitimate threat, just very...very annoying.

nonentity: NEWJEANS APOLOGIZE TO LISA

someone with common sense: here yall go...

logical person: didnt they do this last year?

newjeans apologize to lisa by rvnn1e August 10, 2023

pre-apologize

verb. To apologize for some shit that may happen.

ex. I came to work knowing good and hell well I was sick. So obviously someone was gonna get it. I "pre-apologized" to anyone who may get sick because of my ass.

pre-apologize by Dee Dee 27 June 24, 2008

i would like to apologize 

"I messed up again and i don't get why I'm so stupid"

Destiny "hunter why'd you drop that" hunter "i would like to apologize"

i would like to apologize by Bruh i made a definition December 18, 2017

Ok I apologize

I was just in a bad mood. My feelings got hurt because I gained lots of weight and the jail time might have been a little dramatic.

I’m trying to make a comeback..

Ok I apologize. I really need some friends to help get me out of this situation

Ok I apologize by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020

National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day 

Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!

“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”

National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day by Brown brown September 5, 2022

Let me guess you want me to apologize 

Talking about you.

Let me guess you want me to apologize.

Let me guess you want me to apologize by Evilous Dark Power December 6, 2020

I apologize for all my shortcomings

The Gentlemen way of saying

"Sorry, I don't think or act like an asshole like yourself"

"I just don't understand how you can vote for Sanders!" Said the Republican

"I apologize for all my shortcomings." Replied the Millenial

I apologize for all my shortcomings by Nice cup of me September 24, 2016