Afghani Love Potion 

A reference to an episode of 'IT Crowd', afghani love potion is Rohypnol, used to render a person unconscious in order to have sex with them.

Dude, I just gave Julia some Afghani love potion! Its gonna be a great night!

Oh man, I feel so tired. I think James must have slipped me some Afghani love potion.

Afghani Love Potion by HabibLovesYou November 6, 2007

afghani prostitute 

a blunt made up of roach weed and harsh as fuck

guy 1: yo i saved a bunch of roaches lets roll an afghani prostitute

guy 2: hell yeah ive got a blunt right here

afghani prostitute by despres February 11, 2010

Afghani turban queef 

When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.

Rob: Andrew you're an asshole.

Andrew: Well, you're an Afghani turban queef.

Afghani turban queef by Johnny Twotone May 4, 2014

Afghani Toast

When a person urinates on one side of something, and defecates on the other side, coating both sides equally.

He's giving that hobo a good old fashion Afghani Toast.

Afghani Toast by Herovillain September 23, 2010

Afghani Handy 

An Afghani Handy is when a women, preferably of Middle Eastern descent, wipes her ass with one hand after taking a shit. Once she does this she proceeds to give you, or the male a hand job with the same hand.

"Hey remember that exchange student from Iran? Well last night she gave me a Afghani Handy!"

Afghani Handy by bssknox December 10, 2009

afghani love potion 

rehypnol, that shit that makes you fucked up goooood.

I just took some Afghani love potion. Are you going to fuck me or not?

afghani love potion by HORNZ November 15, 2007

Afghani breakfast 

When you get up in the morning and you go to the cupboard, while you still have a woody, and to your surprise you accidentally blow your load while holding an IED while you fuck your goat and you shout out "Jiminy Freakin Crickets".

That morning was so weird it felt like I had an Afghani breakfast.

Afghani breakfast by cfthirteen June 10, 2017