Taking a Tub 

Another way of saying "taking a bath@

"Where are you going?"
"It's been a stressful day, I'm taking a tub, just gonna relax"

Taking a Tub by Katman22 July 2, 2016

Taking a tub 

When one needs to release a colon cannonball i.e. take a huge shit, one will often state that he or she needs to take a tub. It is often confused with the country bumpkin way of "taking a bath", but everyone knows that its about blowing mud out one's asshole.

"I caught Nick 'taking a tub' last night and the stench almost made me pass out where I stood"

Taking a tub by Rick Forrester October 18, 2012

three men i n a tub 

basically, the three men in gracies tub are lumpy, dave nevarro, and dave grohl

"thats one steamy shower!"

three men i n a tub by Jessie January 24, 2004

National Send a Tub Vid Day

Every June 17th is this holiday. On this day, you must send a video of yourself holding your breath in a bathtub while in the nude if you are asked. The longer, the better!

“Dude, I can’t believe it’s june 17th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s National Send a Tub Vid Day!”

National Send a Tub Vid Day by ComedyMan96 May 24, 2021

Shit in'a tub 

Shit in'a tub "Basically Mexican fries shoe horned into a burger box..must be ordered in a Texan cowboy accent in all countries. It's fries ,chilli mince beef, taco sauce and grated cheese, tastes ten times better when your wasted.

Shit in'a tub :Upon entering your local chipper or diner..whateves, just shout from the door dismissing the line of customers waiting on their order ,and at the top of your voice shout..YEE HAW! SHIT I'NA TUB!!! BRUV...al the pal

Shit in'a tub by Al the pal. October 19, 2022

give it a tub 

To give something or someone a wash

I am going to give it a tub a later in the day

give it a tub by SpaceTime69_ December 29, 2022

fart after a tub fart? 

(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.

"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss

You know like a fart after a tub fart? It's a little moist kiss.

fart after a tub fart? by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023