wrinkle rub 

One who rubs his flesh thermometer to ensure it's wrinkle free and ready for action.

Scotty did the wrinkle rub to Adam before he got his temp taken.

wrinkle rub by The slap daddy! November 26, 2007

Wrinkle Wrangler 

A variation of the phrase Chubby Chaser, aka a person who is sexually attracted to overweight people. A Wrinkle Wrangler however is a person who is sexually attracted to the elderly.

Guy1: Look at that ass!!!! Guy2: Dude, she's like 70!!! Guy1:..Rawr. *Guy2 leaving*: Fucking creepy ass Wrinkle Wrangler...

Wrinkle Wrangler by Xero _ Manifest May 19, 2011

Wrinkle Finger 

When much time is spent fingering a girl you will gain a wrinkle finger (similar to that of being in a bath too long)

"Hey, check out my wrinkle finger thanks to your gash."

Wrinkle Finger by 9A Slang March 12, 2009

wrinkle ranch 

A housing development restricted to people 55 years and older.

My parents just moved to that wrinkle ranch on the south side of town.

wrinkle ranch by McBetty January 25, 2010

wrinkle grommet 

(noun) the anus. see starfish.

After having a bowel movement, please wipe your wrinkle gommet

wrinkle grommet by richard bridge March 12, 2004

Wrinkle in time 

To put a wrinkle in time means to take the meanest shit ever. Its mass is so huge, time itself bends.

Holy shit, I ate 2 mondo burritos today. I gotta go put a wrinkle in time. Now.

Wrinkle in time by D-Bruch January 22, 2007

wrinkle chaser 

just like if someone was a chubby chaser(someone who likes fat chicks) a wrinkle chaser is someone who is attracted to someone much older than themselves.

Tom: hey dude did you see that chick.
Jon: dude shes way to old for you man.
Tom: so what if shes old.
Jon: dude your such a wrinkle chaser

wrinkle chaser by riddleboxfan August 19, 2008