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Pussy Wookie 

The Pussy Wookie is large and powerful but strikingly handsome male currently residing in NZ.

He is known for being a ladies man and an avid fisherman whose expertise in the bedroom is unrivaled. It has been scientifically proven that he can bring both men and women to climax simply by humming at their genitals from a short distance. He is also regarded highly among science fiction fans for first coining the pick up line "I can't fly a spaceship, but I can eat you out"
Tony McNutz: Dude, I just saw that girl go home with the Pussy Wookie!"
Chi Chi Gonzalez: Man, he is going to do things to her that a bush pig wouldn't do to a mango.

Young Hottie: Whats that smell babe?
Pussy Wookie: You know sweetheart, there are only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish.....
Pussy Wookie by Tony McNutz June 8, 2015
Related Words

Pulling A Wookie 

Disturbing everyone around by being a dumbass and making freakin' CHEWBACCA noises

Wookie Pox 

Wookie Pox is the sickness that one gets after partying really hard for a week or so on Phish or Panic tour. You run your body really hard, stuff as many chemicals as you can into yourself and after the chemicals wear off the sickness sets in.
I just got back from a week on Phish tour, now I've got to call in to work sick due to wookie pox.
Wookie Pox by Warsaw wasraW June 15, 2009

Drain Wookie 

A large hairball that clogs the drain in your tub. When removing it is best to wear proper PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) ei - Gloves and Nose Plug.
Colin : Why is the water in my tub not going down the drain.

Tom : Sorry, I took a shower at your house and must have caused a DRAIN WOOKIE!
Drain Wookie by M Mac June 12, 2011

Wookie Tea Bag 

When a male inserts his pubic hair into a females mouth therefore filling her mouth with pubic hair.
Male 1: Jenny was begging for something different so I gave her a Wookie Tea Bag.

Male 2: Oh...nice. Hope she cleaned her mouth out properly after that massive bush went in there.

Male 1: Oh don't worry dude, I made sure she did.