wishihog

When a itty bitty man 130 lbs who sleeps with a 400 lb woman and reaches that moment when his feet no longer touch the bed.

"Dude, your boy told me that story last night, what a wishihog!!"
"When my mind is telling me no, but MY body is telling me yes......"

wishihog by Tarb February 3, 2008

wishtease 

the act of gathering a wish list with a pre-known lack in ability or desire to deliver in order to win trust and confidence

Is this the wishtease list from the customer? Did you get them to sign something so we can adjust their expectations downward?

wishtease by z-factor September 14, 2012

Schmilkers wishing well 

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

Schmilkers wishing well by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020

Best Wishes 

1. The most embarrassing way to end a phone conversation. Ever. Pioneered by nerdfighter John Green.

2. An expression of hope for another's welfare.

"And then, when it came time for the phone call to end, they were like, 'All right, well, take care, talk to you soon,' and I said 'Best wishes!' Best wishes?!"

Best Wishes by valerie2776 June 13, 2008

Wishing Star

A star that everyone is familiar with and gives false hope to people on their knees, but never grants any wishes because it is owned by Disney.

Disney owned the Wishing Star ever since the release of Pinocchio, and many other Happiness-related items.

The Wishing Star does exist outside of Fairy Tales! You'll find a shimmer of it inside of Disney theme parks for at least $73 per person as of September 29 2010.

Wishing Star by TripleRainbow September 30, 2010

Well-wisher 

As defined by Moe, a person who doesn't wish another person any specific harm.

"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." -Moe

Well-wisher by Johnny Rocketfingers December 1, 2003

Wishing Well

A plea for help made by Juice WRLD before he passed in this verklempt, beautiful, piece of artwork in his posthumous album, Legends Never Die.

I tossed my pain with my wishes in a Wishing Well

Wishing Well by iTookAHarSHIT September 4, 2020