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Whitey is a noun, referring to any Caucasian male or female who practices mannerisms that can be described as any of the following:Self-righteous, judgmental, corrupt, Racist, greedy, Ignorant, condescending, pretentious, And last but not least a unprecedented fear of minorities.

NOTE
*Not all Caucasians are Whiteys.*
A woman who locks the car doors when a black person crosses the street.
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"I can not believe they called the cops on our party!"
"yeah what a bunch of whiteys."
Whitey by Daniel Verna September 30, 2007
"this is a good brown... wait.. whitey?"
whitey by RevStan December 17, 2003
To vomit after taking some form of drugs. Usually only used in referrance to weed.
whitey by josquius April 15, 2004
A short period of feeling sick, or queasy; often a reaction to excessive consumption of alcohol or drugs. From the pallid skin of someone feeling sick. Cf. 'throw a whitey'.
John's just had a whitey and had to go home early.
whitey by VAKI5 May 7, 2005
A negative word for a person who is white. It can also mean someone who is white but thinks it is their best intrest to act like another race. See also: wigger, wangsta, Wapanese, or cracka.
Whitey by Anonymous June 25, 2003
a word a black person can NEVER say while a white person is present or they will be beat down. But they say it with fellow black people.
White person #1: Yo my whitey, wut up.

White person #2: Whiteeeey! Shit! Ya shudda been at my crib last night. This whitey was all up in my shit, man. I said ya betta chill out whitey or I'm gonna fuck you up. Shit, that whitey pulled out a knife, and I knocked that whitey down to da ground and beat the fuck outta that whitey. Shit. No whitey pulls that shit in my crib. Real talk.

Black person overhearing: "Whitey?"

White person #1: What tha fuck you say, bitch?

White person #2: That nigga called us whitey!

White person #1: He ain't gonna be callin nobody nuthin in a minute!

Black person: What the fuck? What the hell's goin on here?

(Cue Twilight Zone music)
whitey by Whitey1 December 19, 2007
A caucasion. Used in a racist way.
Hey whitey! Get the fuck back here with my Lambo!
Whitey by Philip April 26, 2004