weedle 

a retarded person who ruined skullmund.

he sucks shit out of my asshole and he loves energy drinks or something

"fuck weedle up his butthole"

weedle by 🏴‍☠️ February 29, 2020

Weedle 

When a man shouts 'Go Weedle!' And pulls out his penis then shouts 'Use Poison Jab' And proceeds to jab a female with his penis.

Person 1: Hey Peter, I heard you were practicing the 'Weedle' with Margaret last night?
Person 2: Yes I Was! I don't think she enjoyed it much.

Weedle by Friendly service support February 6, 2021

weedle 

A sexy man who kisses freshmen girls, and boys under the influence.

"oh he's kissing boys under the influence that must be weedle"

weedle by WEEDLESDAD October 16, 2022

Weedle slorp 

Noun:
An anomalous image of a Siamese cat that seems to turn one's brain off.
Verb:

The act of posting aforementioned image

Noun:
"Have you seen the weedle slorp Dave posted in our group chat?"
"Weedle slorp"

Verb:
"Dave don't you weedle slorp again you bastard"
"What, you mean post this Siamese cat?"
"Weedle slorp"
"Weedle slorp"

Weedle slorp by Bitch_beans April 16, 2022

Weedle a Needle 

A reference to sexual intercourse,

Person 1: Hey, do you have any plans for tonight.
Person 2: yeah, I'm going to weedle a needle.

Weedle a Needle by Ihatethis2 July 20, 2016

weedle dog 

Someone who manipulates a situation for their own gain.

Kate is a weedle dog

weedle dog by Vez au April 8, 2017

weedle (olo) 

an weedle is an little dick used as several hand signs. one of the hand signs is to make two circles with your index and thumb then to flip your hands together with the others up. to draw the weedle its an stick fiqure dick like this(olo) but connected.this was invented by A.s D.s B.n and t.a.

you weedled my paper bob weedle (olo)

weedle (olo) by k.p June 14, 2008