wed-betting 

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.

Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.

wed-betting by QuacksO January 6, 2020

wed nos 

a hot man that likes men

“That is a wed nos moment.”

wed nos by FanaticSiren June 20, 2021

Pre-Wed 

An individual whose sole purpose for attending college is to get married. It is not uncommon for pre-wed students to enter college as pre-med students. Pre-Wed students are commonly referred to as psychology majors.

Damn, I got a C in Organic Chemistry. I guess it's time to switch to a pre-wed major.

Pre-Wed by OKwords946 August 5, 2017

moke wed 

moke wed is when you eat medical and safe mariwana under god's wishes.

person 1: "bro i just moke wed"
person 2: "i hope you did it in the lord's name"

moke wed by mokeforjesus November 29, 2018

smok wed

When an 8 year old finds an overused joke but spells it wrong. Used a lot from people who thinks they can sound cool.
(Dont do drugs kids)

#Smok

8 year old:I liek to smok wed ev3ryday
Me: Woah, I can define this but get 5 likes, and also trigger kids! Cool!

smok wed by Oxxn November 18, 2017

Web-Wed 

When two (teen) girls get married to each other on Facebook because they're best friends.
OR
When a girl marries her guy friend on Facebook when they're not in a real relationship (and she wants to friend zone him.)

Kid- Yo is Amy a lesbian?? It says she's married to another girl on Facebook!

Friend- Nah man, they're just web-wed

Web-Wed by LanaDelJane November 25, 2013

spread & wed 

The only thing a beautiful girl has to do in this narcissist reality...

Why should some hot model have to work? She just has to meet some rich fool and do the ol 'spread & wed.'

spread & wed by Skizzy Wydd November 5, 2020