vertically challenged 

what most midgets or short people are.

I am vertically challenged.

vertically challenged by lazyassloser March 25, 2004

Vertically Challenged 

Someone who thinks they will grow, but probably won't

Or a Non offensive term for a midget

Jane was walking by a bunch of midgets skateboarding and said
Wow those vertically challenged guys are Awesome!

Vertically Challenged by pleazeacczept dis April 13, 2010

Vertically Thick 

When someone is very tall, very skinny, and has a nice body.

Person 1: “Hey have you seen Karl today?” Person 2:“No I have not, who is Karl?”

Person 1: “He is a vertically thick guy from Denmark that plays soccer”.

Vertically Thick by buttholecum09 February 16, 2019

Vegtiality

sexual relations between a person and any part of Nature. common to bestiality, only with plants.

tree, plant, vegetable, etc.

Jack: where you just...
Suzy: having sex with that bush? yess.
Jack: wow.. VEGTIALITY!

Vegtiality is not unethical if there is no harm or cruelty to the plant.

"There is some evidence that vegtiality was particularly reviled because of fear that it would produce monsters..."

Vegtiality by Zile-11 September 17, 2008

Vertically Inclined 

A politically correct term for calling people tall. (hehe)

My friend Mr. Gomez is vertically inclined.

Vertically Inclined by Kek2000TonySucksEggs February 25, 2018

Vertically inclined 

A proffered or professional term for tall people

That model over there is vertically inclined

Vertically inclined by Brookie1132 April 11, 2018

Vertically Thicc

A very tall boi with seemingly little fat. Instead of being stored horizontally, the fat is stored vertically.

Adam: Yo, Richard, why are you such a tall skinny legend?
Richard: I’m just vertically thicc

Vertically Thicc by Papa_Pimp January 24, 2019