ubs port 

A common mistake for a USB port, often said by a computer illiterate person.

A USB port stands for Universal Serial Bus, and is used to connect peripheral devices such as a digital camera, printer, or external hard drive to a computer.

I need one of them there memory stick things that plugs into one of my UBS ports!

ubs port by Cruxie January 6, 2010

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) 

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.

Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018

UBS cable 

Or da plug-in port, too... same diff. Refers to where da data-connection is supposed to cleanly transfer info from A to B, but instead just passes a lotta you-know-what instead of anything legible or valid.

I usually buy name-brand computer-products, even though they do cost somewhat more. Yeah, I know dat I could always get one of those crappy Chineseum UBS cables for just 99 cents, but I wouldn't be able to count on them to either process my files properly or even operate without overheating or shorting out.

UBS cable by QuacksO January 19, 2020

Ugnaught Baby Syndrome (UBS) 

Used to describe an ugly ass baby. Some children just aren't cute at all, as unfortunate as that is. So when you spot a really ugly baby, you can claim "UBS", as they're cursed with Ugnaught Baby Syndrome. The word Ugnaught refers to those ugly piglike midgets that froze Han Solo in Carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.

"That creepy little creature that sneezed on us at Fazoli's definitely had a bad case of Ugnaught Baby Syndrome (UBS). Although God said to love all creatures great and small, I think I've found the exception to that rule."

Ugnaught Baby Syndrome (UBS) by Derpa Derpa September 24, 2005

UBSSD 

It means Useless, Broke, Smelly, Stingy, and Dead

I can't stand UBSSD's.

UBSSD by sokra February 16, 2021

ubsds 

another texting/facebook/twitter acronym means "you betta say dat shit"

Daughter: I'm not having any babies until I'm married.

Father: UBSDS!

ubsds by ahh2011 January 3, 2011

Ubsk

Receiving oral pleasure at an IKEA.

I was trying to decide between the EKTORP and the LEKSVIK collections when my girl dropped my trow and gave me a fuckin' Ubsk right there on the living room set.

Ubsk by yourdick July 21, 2009