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Twilightified 

A verb that means to fall into a deep obsession with the storyline or characters from Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight Saga immediately after reading or watching it. This usually occurs in desperate, young women and preteen girls. A common trait you will find in twilightified fans is a substitution of these fictional characters for a real relationship.
“Once I saw her face after finishing the first Twilight book, I knew she had been twilightifed.”

“That girl was definitely twilightified. Did you see her Edward Cullen pillowcase?”
Twilightified by Gym Princess November 24, 2010
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twilightian 

someone who is obsessed with twilight
they may wear twilight things or spend more than $20 on things like twilight bracelets and most school supplies are covered with "i heart twilight"

person 1: omg look at her she is such a twilightian

person2: i kno shes even wearing a twilight hair band!!
twilightian by i hate twilight December 20, 2008

Twilighting 

To go down on a woman who has her period.
My blood lusty, hornified self was satisfied by twilighting this chick.
Twilighting by MisoHoney September 14, 2011

Twilighting 

When a male Jacks off using glitter infused lotion.
not going out tonight man id rather be twilighting
Twilighting by Melissa Laroue June 15, 2012

Twilighting 

-to masturbate while thinking of\reading\looking at pictures of Twilight.

-to ''diddle'' yourself to Twilight\Twilight related things.

**twilight, twilighting, twilights, twilighted**
''His little sister is obsessed with Edward. She definitely twilights herself all day and night.''

''It was horrible! I walked in on my sister twilighting herself!''
Twilighting by seahorse_salad December 1, 2009

Twilights 

Twilight(s) is a girl and in some cases a boy who are very large and look like they would enjoy the Twilight series written by Stephenie Meyer. They usually are in the emo clique or the nerd clique, it doesn't change what kind of Twilight they are. They will always deny being a Twilight and there seems to be no way to convince them otherwise.
Boy 1- " Look over there, those are twilights"

Boy 2- "Oh yeah, I see the Twilights over there, they won't admit to being one though."
Twilights by TheHollowBoy August 6, 2011

Twilightitis 

The strange condition where girlfriend will leave their perfectly acceptable male counterparts claiming that they'll never be as good as Edward Cullen
Brad: What happened to Joe's Girlfriend dude?
Barry: Oh Cindy, yeah, she got Twilightitis and dumped him.
Brad: Bummer, she was such a babe!
Twilightitis by TheBlackList January 11, 2010