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Cream turtleneck 

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on his hands and then proceeds to choke his partner until they are unconscious.
"Did you hear about Greg?"
"Yeah, he was found unconscious in an alley with semen covering his neck. Victim of a cream turtleneck."
Cream turtleneck by Clust March 10, 2016

turtleneck skank 

a skank who actually dresses amishly/conservatively but is really annoying
"Have you met that new suck-up amish-like girl?"
"Oh yeah, she is SUCH a turtleneck skank!"
turtleneck skank by Chloey April 4, 2008

spanish turtleneck 

in the winter when a guy squats on the girl's chest and slaps/ wraps his dick around her neck for warmth and then makes a cum collar on her neck
yo i just gave cindy a spanish turtleneck last night

Turtleneck

A type of sweater with a long neck, preferably worn with a thin chain and light beer in hand.
Turtleneck and Chain and a light ass beer. -The Lonely Island
Turtleneck by Mattwood646 June 5, 2011

TurtleNeckEmo 

The visual representation of the phrase "Pick Me"
"Hey didn't that chick get MeToo'd by that tiktoker TurtleNeckEmo

"Nah that couldn't have been him, he has his pronouns in his bio"
TurtleNeckEmo by MarcoPol0 August 12, 2021

turtleneck dinosaur 

An uncircumcised penis. Typically used as code around people you don't want to hear about your penal problems.
I don't wanna hear about your damn turtleneck dinosaur.
turtleneck dinosaur by weenurrs October 25, 2014