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Sacs to the face

1. The act of thrusting ones testicles (sacs) into the general face region of another. This can be executed during a sexual act such as fellatio or without any sexual precursor at all.

2. An insult meant to demean the recipient by creating an image of Sacs repeatedly being slammed against said recipients face.
Farshad - Hey man, I was thinking about going to the park and riding bicycles, would you like to join me?

Omid - You take sacs to the face. No.


Justin - Hey honey, remember the days when you used to take sacs to the face daily?

Mehrdad - vividly.
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Punch to the Face

A game in which the goal is lolz. The way to play is simple. You must make a sign that says "Punch to the Face" and draw a fist under it. You must then place that sign in a hidden spot where someone will find it. Rules for hiding:

1. The sign cannot be placed the open.
2. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign in the same place as before.
3. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign where someone else has hidden one.
4. You cannot force someone or trick someone into seeing a sign.
5. No lame spots

The Punch to the Face can be any size and be made in anyway you can imagine. The more creative the better.

Should you be a victim of a truly epic Punch to the Face sign, you must shout to the heavens in anguish as though God himself has punched you in the Face.
The first ever punch to the face:

Joe grabs Jim's phone while Jim is not looking. He quickly takes a picture of his fist and makes it the background. He then types a banner that says "Punch to the Face" and places the phone back down. Hours later Jim picks up the phone only to be punched in the face. Jim reacts horribly and vows revenge.

balls to the face 

When some one, male or female, gets MAN balls to their face. Some people like it but most dont't.
Man, I just took balls to the face, It was awesome. A little hairy but i can deal with that.

Brick to the face

Smashing a brick into a jaw of an unsuspecting person with intent to knock them out.
a man comes in who just slept with your wife.
BRICK TO THE FACE!!
they wont do it again.

Diamonds to the face 

Harold - “Shane can you place the ice chest in the trunk”

Shane - “ It doesn’t fit

Harold - goes places the ice chest in truck. And reaches in to his pocket and pretends to pull out diamonds and tosses them in his face. While yelling “ Diamonds to the Face “

Load to the Face 

A term popularized by Jason Ellis, describing the act of busting a nut on a female's face.
Bentley has never taken a Load to the Face, so Ellismate recommended doing one in the shower.
Load to the Face by Jacobsmate July 17, 2009

Puck to the Face Argument 

An argument that an individual will make despite the fact they don't believe the central premise of their own argument. An argument that's made just to argue.
This is such a puck to the face argument, Chris, you don't even believe that WWF wrestling is real.